The fashion world has gone to shit. I have never seen such crap on people’s bodies, nor celebrities looking so frumpy (ugly). It is like someone’s schizophrenic grandma who is stuck in 1993 starting making homemade dresses for everyone and putting on their makeup and doing their hair. There is nothing redeemable about what I saw on E!online this morning. Holes at crotch level, cut out stars, jungle print with drab black and brown, capes, shiny suits, undone hair, and polka dots matched with neon yellow pumps are just a small smidgen of what you’d see at any gala this spring. I am seriously appalled. I cannot believe people have stooped so low as to put on a sack and think they look good. It is like we are all in on their “inside joke” that isn’t a joke at all. Fashion has become a half-assed industry and I am disappointed in the stars who are fooled into thinking they look good. The messes they are wearing right now make them look twenty pounds heavier in the middle and show every asymmetry on their faces. Kristen Stewart’s ears look a mile long, and Jennifer Hudson looked 100 times better when she was overweight. At least her clothes matched then. She looked demure and put together. Now she looks like a twelve year old wearing her mother’s too tight spandex and dress up high heels. No one’s’ clothes fit right! They are all too tight or too loose. They either look like segmented sausages or deranged children. Even the men look like they are crammed into tight corsets with their jackets’ buttons’ straining against their waists. Madonna looks like a witch and Anne Hathaway looks like she is wearing thrift store black-from 1996! Since when did Blake Lively look good? Taylor Swift is the only person I see who consistently looks good, and even she is a bit boring to tell the truth. Jennifer Biel is laughable. Her purple lipstick and spinster shoes matched with winged, cut out dresses fool no one. She looks hideous! It looks like she is trying and doesn’t get it. Fashion in 2012 is going to be a bust if this is any indication of what’s in store. Our celebs look like they are fashion clueless instead of fashion flawless. And when is the 1950’s dress ever going to quit? Can’t we think up something new and better than that? Even Victoria B. and Rhianna are striking out! Whoever said that ‘70s tights and ‘90s black tweed went well together should be shot. I cannot get over how horrible everyone looks! What must be in the stores??!! I, for one, will not be cashing in on anything right now and will fall back on the tried and true, no matter how far “behind” I am. Kate M. and Jennifer Lopez are doing pretty well because they have their own familiar style moors to keep them balanced. A new girl named Amber Heard isn’t so bad either, even though her face looks a bit garish sometimes and her clothes lack true showmanship. Well, you’ve heard my rant and I’m not taking it back. People look sick! Mentally ill! It is like Heath’s joker took them all to task. Some women are even wearing rubber leather bat-wing! At least the orange tan trend is gone! Calling shit, shit never hurt anyone’s sense of reality, and our celebs need a swift kick in the unflattering pants as a wake-up call!
