Clinton Kelly

For those of you who don't know, Clinton Kelly is one of the hosts on TLCs "What Not to Wear." I just read his book Oh No She Didn't! in which he talks about some fashion faux pas that drive him crazy. I would like to pass on some of them to you. Now, we are all guilty of breaking the well known fashion rules every now and again, but Clinton's hardcore musts will get you thinking.

1. Socks with clogs

2. Cheap hair accessories

3. Bad posture

4. Outdated hair styles

5. Mom jeans

6. Cartoon, sayings, location, or event T-shirts

7. Boob bulge from the too small bra

8. Sagging boob from too large bra

9. Camel toe or boy crotch

10. "Suntan in a can" hose

11. The 1990s sandal/chunky soled dark shoe

12. Looking like a stuffed sausage

13. Roots!

14. Unshaved legs under hose

15. Reinforced toe hose under sandals

16. Covering up under a tent

17. Brightly colored suits

18. Too much animal skin

19. Too much vintage

20. Lucite heels (stripper heels)

21. Saggy shoulders

22. The boring little black dress (usually under accessorized)

23. Matchy jewelry or outfits

24. Overpowering bags (fish, lunchbox, licence plate, corset, etc...)

25. Waiter wear (black pants, white top)